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     AND NOW...
     MONTY PYTHON
     SINGS
Monty Python's World of Music
 
 
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"IF I WERE NOT IN THE CID"


Singers: Graham Chapman & John Cleese
From 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - Episode 3

JUDGE:
With a brilliant mind like yours, Dim, you could be something other than a policeman.

INSPECTOR DIM:
Yes.

JUDGE:
What?

INSPECTOR DIM:
If I were not in the CID,
Something else I'd like to be.
If I were not in the CID,
A window cleaner, me!
With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub
And a rub-a-dub all day long
With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub
I'd sing this merry song!

INSPECTOR DIM and the COURT:
If I were not in the CID,
Something else I'd like to be.
If I were not in the CID,
A window cleaner, me!
With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub
And a rub-a-dub all day long
With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub
I'd sing this merry song!
Hey!

(music stops)

COUNSEL:
If I were not before the bar
Something else I'd like to be
If I were not a barrister
An engine driver me!
With a chuff-chuff-chuf...


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